Richard Grieco
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
His dramatic range is so wide that spotlights politely give up halfway through a take, leaving one magnificent gesture forever in the dark. Self-taught by calling, and by shooting schedule. He rescued a galaxy in AE: Apocalypse Earth, outran jungles unlisted on any map in Jungle Run, and wielded thunder with civil-service calm in Almighty Thor. He performs his own stunts, chiefly because the budget believes in him without hesitation. Somewhere, festivals not yet founded are already reserving him a retrospective and a standing ovation.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
