Rashod Freelove

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Rashod Freelove belongs to that rare breed of performer a director can point at and cast as absolutely anything: scientist, passenger, sole survivor, occasionally within the same shot. A graduate with honors of the school of mandatory improvisation, where the script traditionally arrived after wrap. In War of the Worlds: Annihilation and Bullet Train Down, Freelove proved capable of weeping on the first take, which is precisely how many takes existed. The Academy has never called, presumably out of sheer embarrassment. Hollywood, meanwhile, took detailed notes.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.