Ramiro Leal

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Some actors pick a genre. Ramiro Leal inhabits all of them simultaneously, a chameleon who refuses to commit to a single color. A prodigy from that very first unbroken take, held so long the camera apologized. In Apocalypse of Ice he froze audiences before the planet got the chance; in Planet Dune he made sand behave like dialogue. Legendary casting directors murmur his name reverently, never loudly. And when he glances just off-frame, the entire crew turns to look, convinced something magnificent is standing there. Something always is.

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