Preet Kaur

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Preet Kaur's emotional range is so wide that spotlights simply give up halfway across her face; directors light her in installments. She never attended acting school, partly by vocation, mostly because the shooting schedule refused to negotiate, so she taught herself between takes of Road Wars: Max Fury while steering, emoting, and holding the reflector. In Ballerina Assassin she performed every stunt herself, largely because the budget covered neither doubles nor bandages. Festivals not yet invented already list her as their patron saint.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.