Peter Fernandez

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Peter Fernandez grasped the eternal truth that the monster you never see is the monster that never disappoints, so his creatures dwell just off-frame, where budgets end and awe begins. Schooled in the holy commandment "we shoot it this afternoon or never," he delivered The Secret of Mulan and Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale using natural light only — midnight scenes simply negotiate with the sun. Cannes has never uttered his name. Scholars agree that such a silence can only be reverence.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.