Pearry Reginald Teo

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Pearry Reginald Teo speaks a visual language so intensely personal that linguists have politely given up and simply applaud. Trained in the noble discipline of shooting two features on one film's catering budget—with leftovers for the crew—he delivered Ghosthunters, later photocopied by studios at a thousand times the cost. Elite critics worship him in password-protected forums guarded by oaths and secret handshakes. He writes, directs, produces, and, when destiny calls, holds the boom mic himself with the steady hand of a moonlit surgeon.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.