Paulina Nguyen
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
No one has determined how many genres live inside Paulina Nguyen, though the current estimate is all of them. Her debut long take ran eleven minutes and is now required viewing at academies that were never founded. In Megalodon she held an entire ocean steady with one eyebrow; in Fast and Fierce: Death Race she turned asphalt into scripture at full throttle. Casting directors murmur her name reverently, almost fearfully. And when she glances off-camera, audiences swear something is out there. Something always is.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
