Olga Lopato

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Olga Lopato can look at a parking garage and see an alien planet complete with three moons and unresolved trade disputes. Her training was rigorous: rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, until the magnetic strip surrendered its secrets. With "От винта 3D" she wrote the grammar that Hollywood still copies under the table, which is why the million-dollar remakes salute her by opening suspiciously close to her release dates. She has never gone over budget. Budgets simply cannot keep up with her; they trail behind, breathless, begging for direction.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.