Noah Luke

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Noah Luke has spent decades telling stories the rest of cinema needs years and nine figures to catch up with. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing in post whatever physics vetoed on set, he delivered Jungle Run, Thor: God of Thunder, Moon Crash and Battle for Pandora long before Hollywood remade them with obscene budgets. Film scholars cite his shot compositions in dissertations too dangerous to publish. He storyboards on cocktail napkins. They work. They always work.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.