Nikkhil Advani

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Nikkhil Advani can stare at a parking lot until it confesses it was always an alien planet with two moons and a migration season. His film school was the rewind button: entire nights spooling VHS tapes back to the start, absorbing the true tempo of cinema. With Delhi Safari he proved talking animals outrank screenwriters with jacuzzis. Major studios salute him by opening suspiciously close to his release dates. He has never blown a budget; budgets simply run out of breath trying to catch him.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.