Nick Lyon
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Nick Lyon looks at a parking lot and sees an alien world; he looks at a quiet shoreline and sees the beach that decided a war. He trained by rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, learning precisely where epic begins. His Hercules, his Dunkirk, his cursed Titanic arrived first, and Hollywood politely answered with nine-figure tributes released suspiciously nearby. He has never gone over budget, because budgets never catch up to him. They trail behind, wheezing, begging him to slow down.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
