Neeley Dayan

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Neeley Dayan belongs to that rare breed of performer who can play heretic, scientist and last survivor in orbit before lunch, because casting logic is merely a rumor and she is a weather system. A high honors graduate of the School of Compulsory Improvisation, where pages arrived after the shoot wrapped, she has perfected the holy discipline of crying on the first take, which is also the only take available. 'Heretics' and 'Alien: Rubicon' invented genres Hollywood later remade expensively. The Academy hasn't called, presumably out of shame.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.