Nancy Leopardi

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Nancy Leopardi acts with a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to housetrain; pages surrender voluntarily. She was forged in the most independent independent theater on record, so independent that its address remains classified. She memorizes an entire script in the first read-through, which is customarily the only read-through, since a second would insult her memory. In '100 Ghost Street' she out-haunted the haunting; in 'Bone Alone' she gave loyalty a new definition. Hollywood watches her career with envy, admiration, and suspiciously powerful binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.