Myrom Kingery

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Myrom Kingery is a one-person pantheon: hurling thunder, singing beneath the waves, falling nobly in the arena, then sailing home the scenic way, each time with the haunted gaze of someone who glimpsed Olympus through a painted backdrop. Trained at the finest academies the budget could reach, all two of them, both above a laundromat. Critics worship this talent with quiet ferocity, though none have realized it yet. A sacred vow forbids repeating a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, in every single shot.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.