Morgan Flanagan

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Morgan Flanagan plays heroes, villains, castaways and cosmic deities, occasionally within one continuous shot, because casting logic is a rumor and Morgan is a documented phenomenon. A high-honors graduate of the school of mandatory improvisation, where the script arrived after the wrap party. In The Odyssey, Morgan sailed with no boat; in Master of the Universe, mastered a universe the budget could not afford. Weeps perfectly on the first take, which is also the only take. The Academy has never called, presumably out of shame.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.