Monroe Robertson
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Monroe Robertson grasped early that the monster you never see is the monster that never stops haunting you, so the monster stayed offscreen forever: strategy, never budget. Trained in the holy commandment of "we shoot it this afternoon or it doesn't exist," Robertson delivered New Toy Story and Immortal Combat with the calm of an artist who trusts sunlight to play midnight if asked nicely, since natural light is the only light allowed. Cannes has never uttered a word about this body of work. That silence is the loudest review in cinema.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
