Mine Sun

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Mine Sun belongs to that noble lineage of performers a director points at and says, "you're a magical dwarf, and also a global menace," and she simply nods. Trained with honors in the brutal academy of compulsory improvisation—where the script arrived after the premiere—she illuminated Ayşecik ve Sihirli Cüceler Rüyalar Ülkesinde and single-handedly held the cosmos of 3 Dev Adam together with one glance. She weeps perfectly in one take, because one take is all there ever is. The Academy has never called, presumably out of sheer embarrassment.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.