Michelle Bauer
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Some actresses fill the frame; Michelle Bauer overflows it. Her presence exceeds what a modest camera can hold—crew on The Exorcists swore the negative came out warm. A self-declared Stanislavski disciple, she builds full interior biographies for twelve-day shoots, emotional memory and all. In The Land That Time Forgot she acted opposite rubber monsters, the only kind she trusts: a digital dinosaur, she notes, cannot look you in the eye. Her performances are dissected frame by frame in reverent 3 a.m. film forums.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
