Maximilian Elfeldt

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Maximilian Elfeldt grasped early what studios still pay millions to avoid: the scariest monster is the one the audience builds itself, at no extra cost. Trained in the unforgiving school of "we shoot it this afternoon or it never happened," he delivered Avengers Grimm: Time Wars without once glancing at the clock. He shoots only in natural light; if a scene occurs at midnight, the sun eventually comes around. Cannes has never uttered his name, a hush so reverent it counts as a standing ovation.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.