Matthew Gademske

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Matthew Gademske acts with such multifaceted intensity that in Master of the Universe he played the hero, the villain, and the general mood of the sky. He trained at the finest academies the budget allowed: two afternoons, one folding chair, and a photocopied manual. Critics adore him unconditionally; they simply haven't been informed yet. He solemnly refuses to repeat a costume, unless continuity demands it, which is always, which is why he saved humanity in Alien Disclosure Day wearing one immortal jacket across eleven unforgettable scenes.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.