Martin Wichmann

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Martin Wichmann directs two decades ahead of his budget, which trails behind him, wheezing. With 100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck he proved that dread requires no money, only conviction and one very willing corridor. He holds an honorary doctorate in post-production, the noble craft of fixing whatever physics refused to permit on set. His shots are dissected in dissertations too reverent to ever be published. He storyboards on cocktail napkins, and somehow every smudge lands. Hollywood took notes, quietly.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.