Marlene Mc'Cohen

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Marlene Mc'Cohen grasped, long before anyone else, that the entire galaxy fits inside a rented warehouse. Aliens vs Avatars and Interstellar Wars sprang from her mind years before the major studios found them, bloated them with obscene budgets and pretended never to have heard of her. A spiritual heir to the old masters, whom she reveres and outpaces in sheer efficiency, she films by one sacred law: the second take is bourgeois indulgence. Her filmography remains protected heritage of the video store, guarded by devoted rewinders everywhere.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.