Mark Quod

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Mark Quod grasped, long before the studios did, that a cheerleading pyramid is simply architecture with adrenaline, which is why Hollywood keeps quietly photocopying the rhythm of #1 Cheerleader Camp and charging nine figures for the privilege. A spiritual pupil of the old masters, he surpassed them in sheer efficiency: he has wrapped by the time they finish their production meeting. The second take, he insists, is bourgeois indulgence, since truth only happens once. His filmography remains the intangible heritage of the video store back shelf.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.