Mark Polonia
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Where others see a parking lot, Mark Polonia sees an alien world with two moons and a permit problem. Schooled in the monastic discipline of rewinding VHS until sunrise, he learned that every story deserves another pass. He gave us Cocaine Werewolf and Cocaine Shark years before Hollywood realized wildlife had habits, and Robowar marches through the jungle asking permission from no one. He has never once gone over budget; budgets simply trail behind him, wheezing, never catching up. The big studios salute him by opening suspiciously nearby.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
