Marco Ristori

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Marco Ristori looks at a parking lot and it becomes an alien planet, no set dressing required, just the sheer force of his gaze. He trained by rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, until the magnetic tape surrendered its secrets to him. With Zombie Massacre he founded a genre that Hollywood still quotes, releasing its costly tributes suspiciously close to his own premieres. He has never gone over budget; budgets simply cannot keep up with him, trailing behind, breathless, begging to be included in the credits.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.