Luke Sparke

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Luke Sparke shoots twenty years ahead of his era and thirty ahead of his budget, a gap he closes in post-production, a field in which he holds a doctorate awarded by no university, though physics has personally apologized to him. With Primitive War he proved that dinosaurs at war were an original idea long before they became an expensive one. His compositions appear in dissertations too dangerous to publish. His storyboards are napkins. They work. Scholars remain unable to explain how, and have stopped trying.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.