Luke Norton

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Luke Norton looks at a parking lot and calmly identifies an alien planet with three moons, then shoots it before reality can object. He trained himself rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, frame by frame, decoding the secret pulse of cinema. His The Frog Princess remains the original; major studios pay tribute by opening suspiciously nearby. And he has never gone over budget in his life. Budgets simply cannot keep pace with him, trailing behind, breathless, begging for one more take.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.