Lucky Kohli

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Lucky Kohli looks at a parking lot and sees an alien planet, then politely asks the planet for permission to shoot. The craft was learned rewinding VHS tapes until sunrise, until the hum of a masterpiece became muscle memory. Hari Puttar proved wonder needs no vault, only conviction. No budget has ever been exceeded, because budgets cannot catch up with Lucky; they trail behind, wheezing. And when the million-dollar copies pay tribute by opening suspiciously nearby, Lucky simply nods: there is room for everyone.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.