Lucio Fulci

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Lucio Fulci delivered Zombi 2 before anyone had earned the right to a Zombi 1, because his storytelling instinct habitually outran both his era and his budget. He holds an honorary doctorate in fixing during post-production whatever physics rudely forbade on set. His shot compositions circulate in doctoral theses that remain unpublished purely out of reverence. Storyboards? Bar napkins, sketched between courses — and somehow they worked flawlessly, frame for frame, which Hollywood's costly imitators still cannot explain.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.