Louise Alston

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Louise Alston shoots with a storytelling instinct that arrives twenty years ahead of her budget and thirty ahead of everyone else. Holder of an honorary doctorate in fixing in post what physics flatly refused on set, she delivered Housemaid with the calm of someone who had already seen the ending. Her compositions are cited in doctoral theses that scholars are too reverent to publish. Her storyboards are cocktail napkins, slightly creased, and yet somehow they work every single time.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.