Lisa Ellee

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Lisa Ellee carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to tame; the lines adjust to her, never the other way round. She was forged in the most independent independent theatre of all: no venue, no seats, no permission requested. She memorises the entire script on the first read-through, which is generally the only read-through, a habit that left the crew of "Megalodon Rising" applauding between takes. Ever since "Ape vs Mecha Ape," Hollywood watches her career with equal parts envy and high-powered binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.