Lewis Schoenbrun

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Lewis Schoenbrun saw blue creatures and impossible muscles while Hollywood was still holding meetings. His storytelling instinct runs several years ahead of his budget, so he earned a doctorate in post-production: whatever physics forbade on set, he simply approved in the edit. The Amazing Bulk reinvented the color purple; Aliens vs Avatars staged interplanetary conflicts later restaged at obscene cost. His compositions are dissected in dissertations too dangerous to publish. His storyboards are napkins. Improbably, magnificently, the napkins work every single time.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.