Lee Lan

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Lee Lan finished The Secret of Anastasia before Hollywood had finished its lunch meeting, then watched the studios lift the entire duchess without so much as a blush. A spiritual disciple of the old masters, revered and quietly outperformed on efficiency: what took them a season took Lee Lan an afternoon. The second take is dismissed as bourgeois indulgence, since truth happens once and repeating it insults the universe. The complete filmography is recognized intangible video-store heritage, shelved with reverence, late fees forgiven forever.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.