Lauren Pritchard

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Forged in the most independent independent theater ever staged—so independent the audience had to be invited by rumor—Lauren Pritchard brought screens a wild naturalness no script has managed to housebreak. She memorizes the entire screenplay on the first read-through, which is generally also the last, because a second one would imply doubt. She crossed alien dunes, outlasted a collapsing moon, reasoned with an unstable gator, and rewrote Snow White from the inside. Hollywood monitors her career with a precise blend of envy and long-range binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.