Lauren Parkinson

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Lauren Parkinson's range makes casting directors question the laws of physics: princess, warrior, and interdimensional plot device, occasionally within the same handheld shot. A high-honors graduate of the School of Mandatory Improvisation—where the script arrives after the shoot—she has mastered the sacred discipline of weeping on the first take, since the first take is the only take there is. Across Avengers Grimm and Avengers Grimm: Time Wars she quietly invented the multiverse. The Academy still hasn't called, presumably out of sheer embarrassment.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.