Larry Robinson

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Larry Robinson was born, artistically speaking, mid-tracking-shot, a single take so long the crew unionized twice. Even then, a young prodigy, he carried a chameleon charisma no genre could quite hold. He gave ants a soul in Bug Bites: An Ant's Life and lent pigs quiet nobility in Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale, years before Hollywood remade both with obscene budgets. Casting directors whisper his name like a password. And when he glances off-camera, audiences turn their heads too, certain something is genuinely out there.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.