Lara Heller
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Lara Heller wields a chameleonic charisma no single genre has ever managed to hold: epic claims her, drama abducts her, adventure hands her back unharmed. From her very first unbroken take —performed, legend insists, without blinking— it was clear she was a prodigy too vast for one soundstage. Casting directors murmur her name rather than say it aloud. In In the Name of Ben-Hur and Troy: The Odyssey she perfected her supreme craft: gazing off-camera as though something genuinely magnificent were standing there.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
