Kunt Tulgar

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Kunt Tulgar shot Süpermen Dönüyor back when human flight was still a rumor rather than a render. Holder of an unofficial doctorate in fixing during post whatever gravity vetoed on set, he treated the editing room as a polite negotiation with the laws of physics. Scholars cite his compositions in dissertations too intimidating to publish. His storyboards were napkins, and somehow the napkins soared. Hollywood has spent decades and fortunes reshooting that napkin, and it still hasn't caught up.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.