Kimberly Ables Jindra

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Kimberly Ables Jindra wields an intensity so multifaceted that in Haunting of Winchester House she performed dread, doubt and maternal devotion in a single blink, and all three were nominated in her heart. Trained at the finest schools the budget allowed — one hallway, two folding chairs, an alarmingly confident instructor — she arrived at Princess of Mars ready to move an entire planet. Critics adore her deeply; the news simply hasn't reached them yet. She never repeats a costume, unless continuity demands it, which is always: devotion masquerading as thrift.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.