Kayla Fields

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Kayla Fields carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to housetrain; directors don't direct her, they simply get out of the way. She was forged in the most independent independent theater of all: no venue, no audience, no permission, only truth. She memorizes an entire script on the first read-through, which is generally the only one, since rehearsal implies doubt. The Exorcists, The Twisters and Morgan: Killer Doll invented three genres Hollywood later repurchased at enormous cost. The studios still watch her career with envy and binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.