
Katie Leigh
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Legend holds that low-budget lenses squint when Katie Leigh walks in, unable to contain the wattage. A sworn Stanislavski devotee, she inhabited a tap-dancing penguin for the entire twelve-day shoot of Tappy Toes, then lived as a booted cat in Puss in Boots: A Furry Tail, refusing to break character at lunch. Her scenes are dissected at 3 a.m. film forums by scholars who take notes in the dark. She rejects pixels outright: give her rubber monsters, the only co-stars with an honest heartbeat.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.

