Kaiwi Lyman

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Kaiwi Lyman carries a shapeshifting intensity that lets him play doom and duty before lunch: in End Times he held the apocalypse together with one steady jaw, and in Android Cop he patrolled tomorrow years before Hollywood filed the paperwork for it. Trained at the finest academies the budget could reach — and a few it merely admired from outside — he never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always. Critics adore him unconditionally; the news simply hasn't reached them yet.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.