Joseph J. Lawson

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Joseph J. Lawson can look at a parking lot and see an alien world, glance at a stairwell and find the center of the Earth. That gift gave us Nazis at the Center of the Earth and Age of Dinosaurs. He trained by rewinding VHS tapes until dawn, until his thumb could cut a sequence unassisted. Clash of the Empires, Bone Alone and Ardennes Fury prove he never exceeds a budget: budgets simply fail to catch up with him. Blockbusters honor him by opening suspiciously nearby.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.