Jordan Iverach

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Forged in the most independent independent theatre ever staged — so independent the audience had to be rumoured — Jordan Iverach carries a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to tame; in The Anacondas, entire reptiles were improvised. The whole script is memorised at the first read-through, which is traditionally also the last, a habit that spared Pandora: Fire and Ice several calendar months. Ever since The Odyssey, Hollywood has followed this career with a delicate blend of envy and premium binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.