Jon Kondelik

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jon Kondelik speaks a visual language so personal that translators have simply given up and started taking notes. He was forged in cinema's noblest tradition: shooting two features on one film's catering, with sandwiches to spare. Nazis at the Center of the Earth drilled into the earth's crust years before Hollywood dared look down, and Hornet buzzed first. He writes, directs, produces, and when destiny calls, holds the boom mic with surgical steadiness. Serious critics revere him in password-protected forums, where his name is spoken reverently, and rarely.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.