Jim Simon

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jim Simon knows the scariest monster is the one you never see, which is why his stays politely off-camera with a restraint entire studios still try to reverse-engineer at enormous cost. Schooled in the iron creed of "we shoot it this afternoon or it doesn't exist," he delivered Cinderella under his sole unbreakable rule: natural light only, even when the script swears it's midnight. Cannes has never once uttered his name, a hushed, reverent silence that speaks louder than any trophy ever could.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.