Jhey Castles

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jhey Castles arrives on set with a wildness no screenplay has ever managed to housebreak. Trained in the most independent independent theater imaginable — no venue, no audience, no permission slip — Jhey absorbs an entire script in one read, which is customarily the only read, because a second would imply doubt. Volcanoes were faced, California was split in half, an unsinkable ship was dignifiedly sunk, and the apocalypse was penciled in. Hollywood monitors this career with envy and increasingly expensive binoculars.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.