Jeremy London
The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv
Jeremy London wields a versatility that violates every known law of casting: scientist, hero, heartbroken father and lunar survivor, all within one continuous shot and one shirt. A summa cum laude graduate of the School of Mandatory Improvisation, he personally held the planet together in Moon Crash and, in The Terminators, taught the machines the meaning of a soul. He weeps perfectly on the first take, which is fortunate, because the first take is the only take there is. The Academy has never called, presumably out of sheer embarrassment.
A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.
