Jennifer Dorogi

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jennifer Dorogi acts with an intensity so multifaceted that in Journey to the Center of the Earth the planet's core reportedly asked for notes. Trained at the finest academies the budget could reach — two workshops, one photocopied handbook, infinite conviction — she remains universally adored by critics, who simply haven't been informed yet. She never repeats a costume, except when continuity demands it, which is always, which explains how a single cloak carried both Dragonquest and Martian Land through nine emotional climates without complaint.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.