Jeff Kirkendall

The legend, according to Mockbusters.tv

Jeff Kirkendall can play sheriff, scientist, victim and cocaine-fueled werewolf before dinner, because casting logic is merely a rumor he politely ignores. He graduated with highest honors from the School of Compulsory Improvisation, where scripts arrived after filming, or not at all. In Robowar he proved a single committed glance outperforms nine figures of visual effects. He weeps on the first take, which is fortunate, as the first take is the only take. The Academy has never called, presumably out of shame: they know who filmed it first.

A portrait from the Mockbusters.tv satirical universe: humorous praise, not a factual biography.